Score: 10

"well hello."

submission: Ng Voicemail #973

date: April 27, 2008

lmfao, I had to rip the speakers out of the computer to stop the sex noises. 5'd.

Score: 10

"I've got blueballs and could care less"

submission: GhostFight-BOS-Part1

date: April 24, 2008

You...wow. Just. Wow. And I thought Michael Clayton was a good movie today.

Score: 10

"Whooeee what an rpg"

submission: Modern Tactics 2

date: April 19, 2008

I still have no idea whats going on half the time, esp. with weapons and characters...but the game's underrated. Awesome.

Score: 10

"Awesome"

submission: A One Level Game

date: April 19, 2008

Man, I hate this game so much, but its amazingly fun.

Score: 10

"my mind...asplode..."

submission: Charlie the Unicorn 2

date: April 15, 2008

I not comment can mind my out is fizzled too.

Score: 10

"awesome"

submission: You Don't Wanna Leave

date: April 6, 2008

nah man...he didn't get his stereo...he got somethin better.

Score: 10

"hpyer-beam n***a"

submission: Splash Attack

date: April 4, 2008

w-what do you mean you dont have hyperbeam?

Score: 9

"woo"

submission: D**k Attack

date: April 4, 2008

ah...classic cock joke. Yeah, the flash could've been funnier, but hey, Im content. keep it up.

Score: 10

"Awesome"

submission: The Last Stand.

date: April 1, 2008

okay, every1 who thinks they know what to do, stfu. The people with you are completely useless unless you have 6, and then its only the 1 with the rifle. Basically a waste of time to get them, end of story. Spend all ur damn time looking for weapons. That way you're ahead of the curve for zombie blasting. You'll be pleasantly surprised if you continue looking for weapons after you get the final silhouette on the wall filled (it takes awhile). 'Till you get all the weapons, I agree with SonicEx3 below me. Rapidfire/shotgun works best. Some weapons are useless, namely the sawnoff and the gun before the ak (dont get me started on ur beginner pistol). I prefer rapidfire/chainsaw myself, but hey, all depends on how you play. Once you get the full wall, you can stock up on all the damn teammates you want.

Onto the review. Awesome game, I've played 5 times and still not bored. For best results, blast metal to heavy metal for 30-40 minutes while ripping zombies apart with your vicious arsenal. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Score: 10

"...and got raped by flying dicks."

submission: Awesome Compilation Vol 6

date: March 23, 2008

How many times does animal fat have to die? lmao. What inspired that little work of randomness? Well, guess all good things have to come to an end. :'( Metal Gear Awesome 2!